So Close - John Mclaughlin
Reporter
| Calvin: | Hi Mom! I’m making my own newspaper to report the events of our household. |
| Mom: | That’s nice. |
| Calvin: | Now I’m looking for a page one lead story. Can I interview you? |
| Mom: | Sure |
| Calvin: | OK, what are you cutting up there for dinner? |
| Mom: | Fish |
| Calvin: | KNIFE WELDING MOTHER HACKS ICHTHYOID! GRIM MELEE IS EVENING RITUAL! SUBURBAN FAMILY DEVOURS VICTIM! |
| Mom: | Out of the kitchen! Out! Out! |
My Mom Is On
| Calvin: | MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS? |
| Mom: | No, Calvin. |
| Calvin: | CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF? |
| Mom: | No, Calvin. |
| Calvin: | Then can I have a cookie? |
| Mom: | No, Calvin. |
| Calvin: | She’s on to me. |
